Into the Outro
In Case You Forgot, I Write Scripts.

Hi Everyone,

I know that everyone and their mother has a screenplay, in fact, many people’s mothers probably have development deals…anyway, I am just writing this blog post to remind all of my facebook friends (as well as any friends that they know who might need some sort of script or otherwise typed up bits of things for people to say and or do) that I do indeed write scripts. I have a spec pilot and a couple of feature length scripts that I would be glad to send out to anyone looking for confirmation that I, in fact, type words that people could potentially say and things that those people (or perhaps talking animals, or other non-talking things that have somehow been anthropomorphized) could possibly do on camera or even on stage. I haven’t had much of my shit produced, just a 48 film fest script and a couple of ten minute plays in WA, but the shit is tight and funny, or dramatic as the case may be.

Also, I’m cheap!

So, ask me to write something for you dammit.

-FAQ