LOG CABIN REPUBLICAN: Hmmm, Republicans…well, I agree with their economic policies which support a healthy capitalist system which operates on consumer’s understanding their own personal responsibilities with little to no interference by the federal government, but I disagree with their belief that I should be demonized and have fewer rights than non-homosexuals…Also many Republicans believe I will be rotting in a fiery pit for eternity as punishment for my disgusting abominable existence. Several of them won’t even eat lunch with me because they are afraid they might be exposed to “the AIDS.” You know, I was on the fence with this one, but I’ve got to go Republican because literally, money is the only thing that matters to my vote…even more than my right to practice my sexuality without persecution,  MONEY!